A SELF-HELP LIST – WHAT TO DO WHEN THINGS AREN’T GOING YOUR WAY

NOT HELPFUL (Really bad ideas):

1. Don’t flog yourself

2. Don’t slog in self-pity

3. Don’t eat like a hog

4. Don’t drink too much eggnog

5. Don’t squish a frog

6. Don’t kick your dog

7. Don’t kick someone else’s dog or you might start Gog and Magog

MAYBE HELPFUL:

1. Blogging

2. Clogging (if you like that sort of thing)

3. Travelling to Prague (if you like to travel)

PROBABLY HELPFUL:

1. Pet your dog until it wogs its tail (sorry about that)

2. Jog to unclog your grog but not in the fog or the smog or through a pete bog so that you don’t trip over a log and bruise your nog

VERY HELPFUL:

1. “Dialog” with God and He will remove your eye-log and clear the fog so that you can become the primary cog in changing your circumstances

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